I helped two blind men today find a seat to eat there subways. It was weired I was leading them to outside the building but I kept on taking for granted the fact that a blind man is just that Blind. It must be a very scary place to not have your sight. Saturday night I was in a hottub while the storm was coming down over me and my friend, I chould not see a thing and suddenly her father comes out to tell us to get inside but I jumped when I heard him becouse I chould not see him coming becouse my glasses was off.
I bumped into this girl I liked today. I like talking to her even if it is vey brief. She has a very special charm about her. Very classy, I like that.
Saturday night I was at Sherman Oaks Castle trying to get the token machine to take my dollar, when suddenly a girl no older then 13 or 14 comes up to me and says "excuse me, sorry to bother you but me and my friends saw you from over there and well. Your on JACKASS aren't you?" I imediatly tried to act like all the celebs who I went up to as a child acted to me. So I acted like a jerk who gets harrased all the time and wanted to spend time with my friends. So I kinda hint to her that I was on Jackass and then I named droped Bam Magera and one of the other people from the jackass camp saying that they are my friends. So she is really excited and stuff and runs of to her friends and is the hero for the day. I liked it, it felt really good for someone to think that I am special becouse I am on a T.V. show. So I think I will become famouse, how hard can it be I see famouse people on t.v. all the time. I like the idea of mobs of people asking for my autograph. I suggest everyone gets my signiture now becouse when I become famous I am going to stamp my name in everyones autograph book. Autographs will be bellow me by then. I can't wait.
So untill next time I am the cavity protection to your Crest Multiclean: Jonathan "Nature Boy" Solomon










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